Watching Debates Pillows

"It blew a gasket during a particularly heated exchange on William Buckley's 'Firing Line.'"

"Lying, fighting, bickering, stupidity and attacks. These people are nuts! . . . This is the presidential campaign."

"You're fired."

"See..? We told you there was nothing there..."

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

An informed voter is a good voter

"Would you rather get hit by a racket or chewed by a dog?"

"As I see it, 'Crazy politics' - like not voting on a supreme court nominee - is better than a complete government shutdown."

'Why does my opponent keep lying about me?', 'Because truth is stranger than fiction?'

SAGE mentality

'Unaccustomed as I am to public speaking...'

'...Next election voters will have a choice of democrat, republican and 'generic'.'

"So, I've heard you call yourself 'King of the Jungle'! Based on what criteria exactly?"

'Steve says that he doesn't understand why the liberals are so glum! They already have a majority.'

Netanyahu versus Gantz

"Did Melina Mercouri ever get those marbles back to Greece?"

Why should I take you home instead of your friend? (Republican and Democrat).

"Life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. Choose two."

'Personally - I'm against a four-day school week - I'm for a three-day school week. . .'

Ranked Voting in N.Y.C.

With no clear winner, the debate ended in a tie breaker.

'Mmm...Smells like waffles!'

"Behold! I am God! I know all. Yet I'm constantly testing you even though I already know what you'll do. But I'll still punish you for the sins I planned for you to do. And you'll suffer in a fiery pit, tormented beyond imagining forever and ever and ever

Trump Mask

"The problem with capitalism is the unequal sharing of wealth. The problem with socialism is the equal sharing of wealth..."

"This swamp is much too beautiful to drain.".

Comments. Complaints. Constitutional Amendments.

"So tell me again about the disastrous effects the Biden infrastructure plan will have on the deficit that you're suddenly so concerned about. . ."

'I know zero about the issue, so I can't be called a 'Washington insider'.'

"Welcome to Mars. We assume you're all up to date on your vaccinations?"

'It's clear that we need Haitian refugees in America to do jobs Americans aren't willing to do... Like voting Democratic!'

Elections in the USA