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Polly Clinic.

"I'm new here. How much do we leave for a tip?"

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

'Iguana know what time it is.'

Another Turning Point in History. Oh, the heck with it -- I'll never get these antlers right. Mickey Moose.

Pet Cemetery.

Dog Walker

'It's a treasure map.'

'We had an Old Testament skit today. Al Sims was the Hittite, and I was the hittee.'

"Only 150 kids? - Have you considered fertility treatment?"

Should I bark? Flow chart for dogs

"Damn! Someone just asked for chicken drumsticks."

'This is taking too long - we'll have to induce hatching.'

"Actually, There's a lot less pressure since I've gone from his best friend to his therapy dog."

Chicken Funeral Planning.

Public toiletsbathrooms for dogs using fire hydrants in cubicals.

"Mum, what is a nugget?"

"The real question is do you really need a cracker?"

A dog reads a newspaper

"Cooky was askin' about you again."

'Don't worry, I would never tell the other free range chickens you're agoraphobic.'

Hamlet.

'Ah look, what a lovely tortoise shell cat.'

"Don't be fooled - that's Henrietta, cross-dressing again."

Various Birds of Pray.

Licker Store

The Poodle and The Twooudle.

"Is that one of those brandy dogs?"

"The body is eighty-two-per-cent broth."

'Nice try, Billy, but dogma is not a puppy's mother!'

'Well Mrs. Henson, form the looks of this place, egg stacking, children claw marks, chicken blood graffiti, egg splat everywhere, I'd have to say this is the work of a poultry geist!'

'We don't have pressed duck, but we could shove around a chicken for you.'

Brenda lost not only the egg toss, but something much, much more.

'And stop making that stupid clucking sound'

'That's Princess... formerly 'Prince'.'