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"He'll only talk when his lawyer's present."

"When is my next parole hearing?"

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

'You know too much!'

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

A little bird told me...

'Stop cracking and hulling his seeds. He's accustomed to working for his food.'

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

"As I was only saying the other day..."

'I suppose you want Polly to forget she heard that.'

"Garbage in, garbage out!"

'Polly wants a cracker! Fetch!'

"Best project manager we ever had."

Any idea how long your family might be visiting?

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

"He doesn’t say much, but he thinks a lot."

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

Polly, want a cracker, but Polly need a glass of wine.

'Here comes your Daddy - Do you want me to do the talking?'

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

Marcel Marceau's parrot

'I object, Your Honor! Hearsay evidence!'

'You know darn well 'Aaargh' isn't a real word!'

"Well, maybe you want crackers Mum, but frankly, given the choice, I would prefer chocolate cake..."

Sorry, I thought you said you wanted to see 'Parrot Normal Activity'

"Repeat after me..."

'How come I always get the shoulder with the parrot?'

'Oi, call the fire brigade, my foot's stuck.'

"You spend far too much time on social media, Joe!"

Pirates

"Service."

This historic alpine hut has stood here among the native beech trees for over a century, and may stand for another, often unoccupied by always watched over by that ever playful mountain parrot, the Kea.

"Rest assured, anything you say in this office won't get repeated by me."

'You know, our health plan doesn't cover dental.'

'I've lost the urge to repeat everything...'