Parrot Keeping Mugs

He can't actually talk, but he's a terrific listener!

The reluctant parrot

'Aw-FORGET it!'

"When is my next parole hearing?"

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

'You know too much!'

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

'Stop cracking and hulling his seeds. He's accustomed to working for his food.'

bird interprets modern art

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

"As I was only saying the other day..."

"Buzz off, Fly-boy. We don't need more accessories."

'I suppose you want Polly to forget she heard that.'

"Garbage in, garbage out!"

'Polly wants a cracker! Fetch!'

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

Any idea how long your family might be visiting?

Why would birdie need newspaper?

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

'Here comes your Daddy - Do you want me to do the talking?'

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

'If he's only five years old, how come he knows the words to 'See the USA in your Chevrolet'?'

'Superstock'

'First give me the food - then you get the egg.'

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

'I object, Your Honor! Hearsay evidence!'

"I'm pleased that you have finally come home, I can't get the parrot back into its cage."

'You know darn well 'Aaargh' isn't a real word!'

'May I speak to you alone, Cap'n?'

Sorry, I thought you said you wanted to see 'Parrot Normal Activity'

Cop gives ASBO to cockerel: 'This of this as a cock-a-doodle-don't.'

"Repeat after me..."

Pirates