Parrot Head Party Lovers Pillows

'Honey! Hurry and help me bar the door! I saw a bunch of rowdy senior citizens in parrot masks down by the arena!'

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

'You know too much!'

"As I was only saying the other day..."

'Stop cracking and hulling his seeds. He's accustomed to working for his food.'

bird interprets modern art

A little bird told me...

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

"Garbage in, garbage out!"

'Polly wants a cracker! Fetch!'

Any idea how long your family might be visiting?

"Best project manager we ever had."

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

Polly, want a cracker, but Polly need a glass of wine.

"Oh, she talk a lot...but only about her children."

'Here comes your Daddy - Do you want me to do the talking?'

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

Marcel Marceau's parrot

"He'll only talk when his lawyer's present."

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

"Pavlov's dog: Friday night"

'I object, Your Honor! Hearsay evidence!'

'You know darn well 'Aaargh' isn't a real word!'

This historic alpine hut has stood here among the native beech trees for over a century, and may stand for another, often unoccupied by always watched over by that ever playful mountain parrot, the Kea.

Sorry, I thought you said you wanted to see 'Parrot Normal Activity'

Pirates

"Service."

"Repeat after me..."

'Oi, call the fire brigade, my foot's stuck.'

'How come I always get the shoulder with the parrot?'

"Well, maybe you want crackers Mum, but frankly, given the choice, I would prefer chocolate cake..."

"You spend far too much time on social media, Joe!"

"Rest assured, anything you say in this office won't get repeated by me."

'I've lost the urge to repeat everything...'