Parole Humor T-Shirts

"Wow! Eligible bachelor living in a gated community."

The Wine Bottle and the Corkscrew

'Can I sue someone because I didn't win my lawsuit?'

Christian and Born again Christian...

May all your birthday wishes come true..

'I gotta admit - this 'jury by my peers' idea of yours is looking pretty good.'

"No, officer, I don' t know how fast I was driving. I had my head sticking out of the window."

Bill Barr kicks Lady Justice

"Sale. Save 100% of your energy by closing this website. Close now. No, thanks."

"Extreme? Maybe. But I have the best behaved school in the district."

Corporate Lawyers

'We've got to stop him watching Robert Peston.'

Dead Man's Handel

"A see through nighty? God who'd want to see you through that?"

101 uses of a dead cat: rollerskates

A signaller directing pallbearers

Could I trade in this greyhound for a dachshund? My doctor says I have to slow up.

"I said 'blow job' not 'blow chunks'."

'You know, I just got a sudden yen for nuts and berries.'

"How do you think that makes Gail feel, knowing her only dog is posting naked pictures of herself all over the internet?"

"It killed on social media yet you say it's horrible?" "Lousy is lousy."

"The ad was a typo. We're looking for an expert in fingerprinting...not finger painting."

'What I wouldn't give for some good eczema medication!'

"Where did this thing come from? It's a major trip hazard if you ask me!"

'Costwise, are we thinking Kavanagh QL or Rumpole?'

'Hello, Sir. Are you answering this call on a hands-free mobile?' 'Em...'

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