Parody Participant Pillows

'He is in training for the London Olympics.'

"In a million years, I never thought I'd hear Sinatra sing 'Mr. Tambourine Man.' "

"The wedding cake as holy sacrament"

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

Madonna of the Pukes.

"Do me next."

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

"Canadian Mt. ‘Rush’more"

Trump! The Musical

Night of the Zombonies.

A boy is sat at a desk, with five plaques implying different qualifications he has earned from using social media.

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

Alternative fielding positions

"Puss in cement boots"

"The Eggsorcist"

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

"Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama?" "That's right." "What's right?" "Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama." "Why are you asking me?"

"Housekeeping?!"

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

"Hugh fans!"

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."