Parody Mind T-Shirts

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

"Do me next."

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

A boy is sat at a desk, with five plaques implying different qualifications he has earned from using social media.

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

Night of the Zombonies.

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

"A whack, whack here. A whack, whack there. Here a whack, there a whack. Everywhere a whack, whack."

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

"Housekeeping?!"

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'

Alternative fielding positions

E-Baying @ The Moon

"The Eggsorcist"

"Puss in cement boots"

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

'This wine is dreadful - try some.'

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.