Parlor Game Player Mugs

"So it's a TV show, two words. . ."

Octopus Charades

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

scrabble love

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

"Am I through to the next round?"

Let the Summer Games Begin!

Strawberry Shake

Young man and young lady talking flirtatiously over a game of billiards

Child to another child - 'En garde!'

"Of course it's depressing. It's supposed to be depressing. It's a tragedy."

Otters are Playful Creatures.

"You didn't let me win; I let you lose."

'Come on, I've been waiting twenty minutes.' - 'Shut up. I'm choosing a name for my baby.'

"I'm so sorry, I didn't realize the water balloons had already frozen..."

"The treatment you gave me for my fear of confined spaces, didn't work."

A woman in her underwear slam dunks hearts into a basketball hoop.

Rats pick out subway lines to inhabit.

Marco Polo in the Wild

"Your deadliest sin was cheating at church bingo."

'The prinker liked to japan his krimmer.'

'...he loves me, he love me not, he loves me, he...he...'

"You're right. It is easier with the ball."

"Anybody feel like arm-wrestling for shots?"

"Can you perform a large-scale miracle on a parlor trick budget?"

Sixth word.... Sounds like... Bell! ...Hell? ...Well? ...WELL!! ...OK, then... so far it's 'Timmy BLANK trapped BLANK BLANK well'...

Wordplay: Thief.

'Sun got in my eyes? Wind got hold of it? Struggling with 'Personal issues'?..'

'The top and shorts are a perfect match.' (Sales assistant to customer in a jigsaw outfit).

'These pillow fights are killing me.'

Honey Comb