Parliamentary Whiz Gifts

Nycole Turmel: I can call Jack anytime for advice!

"It started with a simple case of peer-review."

"Hang on. . . I think I've got an app for that."

Afghanistan intervention.

The Guardian: Portland Republican says party should use militia groups after racial attack

Woke and wonderful

"The last thing that I intend to do is to stand here making a display of my patriotism."

Gracie invents a smart spray from her science kit.

'I've deleted my on-line homework teacher three times but he won't go away.'

MP's vote.

Magician producing the Euro

President Obama's gun violence proposal and the NRA proposal.

The young Thomas Mulcair...

Earl Grosvenor Criticises Liberal Reform Bill

All my gifts come from Amazon anyway, so instead of asking Santa, I'm asking Alexa.

"Let's celebrate Friday! Show me again how good my numbers are compared to Congress!"

'I promise to be the first politician to slow global warming by reducing the hot air coming out of Washigton!'

Poison Pill Legislation

"The play date's breaking up early due to creative differences."

Welcome to Washington DC...just say 'CHARGE IT!' ( to future generations ).

"A statue was built in his honor because he actually delivered on his campaign promises."

'If you want to keep up with technology, Senator, you need a reelection platform in 140 characters or less.'

'I nominated you for class mother elections and you won.'

'Well, technically, I don't have a mum or a dad: We're hermaphrodites you see...'

'The scruffy gits Fawkes.'

"Relax, Trixie. None of that horrible dog whistle political talk has anything to do with you!"

'I feel unimportant and worthless because the NSA doesn't spy on me.'

'We send 'em to Washington & they forget all about us! Bar & Grill: 'No minors or non-voters'.

Republican Striptease

Peter Costello

Einstein: The early years.

"Once again the Democrats are totally refusing to reach across the aisle."

'I'm not gonna lie to you. . . They all seem geometrically identical to me.'

Senator Yomp...constituents - by appointment only. Lobbyists - COME RIGHT IN!

But if we vote for less government, we'll be out of a job!'