Parkrun Procrastinator T-Shirts

Bring some fun to their wardrobe with a witty t-shirt that playfully teases their park run procrastination. It’s a great conversation starter and a lighthearted motivator for future runs.

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''Yeah, mine's a rescue dog too.'' mockup

''Yeah, mine's a rescue dog too.''

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"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!" mockup

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

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"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on." mockup

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

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"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off."

"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off." mockup

"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off."

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Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

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"Honey, I can't go to the gym today. I feel too out-of-shape."

"Honey, I can't go to the gym today. I feel too out-of-shape." mockup

"Honey, I can't go to the gym today. I feel too out-of-shape."

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"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework."

"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework." mockup

"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework."

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"I'm exempt from the company fitness program. I have triplets at home."

"I'm exempt from the company fitness program. I have triplets at home." mockup

"I'm exempt from the company fitness program. I have triplets at home."

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"I tried the C25k but prefer the 5k2C" mockup

"I tried the C25k but prefer the 5k2C"

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'The fourth quarter was no walk in the park. Especially for those who count on us to walk in the park.'

'The fourth quarter was no walk in the park. Especially for those who count on us to walk in the park.' mockup

'The fourth quarter was no walk in the park. Especially for those who count on us to walk in the park.'

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"What> Fitness isn't a destination, it's a way of life."

"What> Fitness isn't a destination, it's a way of life." mockup

"What> Fitness isn't a destination, it's a way of life."

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"I was all set to go to the gym, but you'd be amazed how much, yoga class and pour-a-glass, sound alike."

"I was all set to go to the gym, but you'd be amazed how much, yoga class and pour-a-glass, sound alike." mockup

"I was all set to go to the gym, but you'd be amazed how much, yoga class and pour-a-glass, sound alike."

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"I can't mow the lawn today. A bug just flew up my nose."

"I can't mow the lawn today. A bug just flew up my nose." mockup

"I can't mow the lawn today. A bug just flew up my nose."

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'My arms are getting shorter.'

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Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer mockup

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

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"Things to do today: 1) stare out window 2) crap on new bedspread 3) stare out window 4) claw up ottoman 5) stare out window 6) take nap."

"Things to do today: 1) stare out window 2) crap on new bedspread 3) stare out window 4) claw up ottoman 5) stare out window 6) take nap." mockup

"Things to do today: 1) stare out window 2) crap on new bedspread 3) stare out window 4) claw up ottoman 5) stare out window 6) take nap."

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"Will I still be able to not exercise?" mockup

"Will I still be able to not exercise?"

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Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry. mockup

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

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'Busy Dear ?' 'Just watching my exercise video.'

'Busy Dear ?' 'Just watching my exercise video.' mockup

'Busy Dear ?' 'Just watching my exercise video.'

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Easy chair exercise machines

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Invaders from Planet Manava.

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'Hey, boss, what's a 7 letter work starting with 'w' that represents what I should be doing rather than solving crossword puzzles?'

'Hey, boss, what's a 7 letter work starting with 'w' that represents what I should be doing rather than solving crossword puzzles?' mockup

'Hey, boss, what's a 7 letter work starting with 'w' that represents what I should be doing rather than solving crossword puzzles?'

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'Work's the greatest thing on earth... so I'm saving some up for tomorrow!'

'Work's the greatest thing on earth... so I'm saving some up for tomorrow!' mockup

'Work's the greatest thing on earth... so I'm saving some up for tomorrow!'

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'I would have had these reports done sooner, but someone rolled a ball with a bell inside it into my cubicle.'

'I would have had these reports done sooner, but someone rolled a ball with a bell inside it into my cubicle.' mockup

'I would have had these reports done sooner, but someone rolled a ball with a bell inside it into my cubicle.'

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"To be honest, it just collects dust." mockup

"To be honest, it just collects dust."

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"The doctor told him to exercise more, so he jogs to the pub."

"The doctor told him to exercise more, so he jogs to the pub." mockup

"The doctor told him to exercise more, so he jogs to the pub."

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"Can you send me a detailed list of knee exercises I could do at home but won't because I have no discipline."

"Can you send me a detailed list of knee exercises I could do at home but won't because I have no discipline." mockup

"Can you send me a detailed list of knee exercises I could do at home but won't because I have no discipline."

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The Perils of Dog Kisses

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'In that case I'll do nothing!'

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"The doctor wants me to exercise more, so I need you to lift my feet even more when you're not vacuuming."

"The doctor wants me to exercise more, so I need you to lift my feet even more when you're not vacuuming." mockup

"The doctor wants me to exercise more, so I need you to lift my feet even more when you're not vacuuming."

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"What already?! If it weren't for my extraordinary willpower, I'd be exercising right now!"

"What already?! If it weren't for my extraordinary willpower, I'd be exercising right now!" mockup

"What already?! If it weren't for my extraordinary willpower, I'd be exercising right now!"

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"The pastor can't be disturbed. He's preparing for Sunday's service."

"The pastor can't be disturbed. He's preparing for Sunday's service." mockup

"The pastor can't be disturbed. He's preparing for Sunday's service."

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Parkrun Procrastinator T-Shirts Collection

Parkrun Procrastinator Mugs

Looking for more ways to motivate or amuse your favorite park run procrastinator? Explore our fun collection of mugs and find the perfect cup that cheers them on every morning.

Parkrun Procrastinator Pillows

Discover our cozy pillows featuring witty slogans for park run procrastinators. They make a delightful gift to bring humor and comfort to their space.

Parkrun Procrastinator Prints

Browse our collection of humorous prints that capture the spirit of the park run procrastinator. A charming addition to any running enthusiast's decor.