Parking Space Prioritizer Mugs

Golf club with handicap parking.

"Here's the parking lot."

"Honestly, John, I'm not angry! I was going to suggest you give up driving even before you hit my car in the parking lot!"

'I can validate both your feelings and your parking.'

A car's soul escapes as it expires at the meter.

"She may be awhile. Her mother's helping her park."

Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

'Sorry, pastor, your soul's grace period is eternity, your car's is six minutes.'

"I have some troubling news, Mr. Smithson. You're in my parking space."

"Not only is it a planet the same size as earth but is has plenty of parking."

'Andrews, a parking space will be assigned to you in a day or two.'

"I couldn't find parking in the city, so I moved home, got back with my high-school girlfriend, had a baby, and got a great deal on a new car."

Adjunct educator substitute teacher.

'You're a fiend, you are, Hardcastle.'

'Just stay calm and ask if they've got valet parking.'

'I should've known better thank to park my car anywhere near where you dock your boat.'

Church Parking

"I'm giving you a fine for illegal parking. I don't care if this is a traffic jam."

Wentworth patiently waits for his receipt.

Handicap Parking Only - Ticket Odds 4 to 1.

"I'm afraid the news isn't good - your parking ticket expired a week ago!"

'Hey, there's a spot - pull in there!'

"As an attorney half my time is spent in court. The rest is evenly split between sitting at my computer and looking for parking."

Cross Platform.

'That tut, tut sound when you park..? It's your husband.'

Parking validation

Thank you, Thank you... One quick announcement - The owner of a large orange gourd - Please move your vehicle - You're parked on a loading zone.

St. Lukes Church: Pray and Display

Parking

"This model comes loaded with options, including a parking space in your neighborhood."

'I invented the parking ticket.'

'I thought putting it up there would deter ordinary folk from using it.' (Disabled Parking Space).

Laws of Chicago - Illegal Objects Inserted in Parking Meters.