Parking Dilemma Solver Gifts

'I can validate both your feelings and your parking.'

Can do...No can do

Man practising karate is tempted by a glass of beer.

Yeah, I've been driving in circles for an hour looking for a place to park. Zamboni.

"Go ahead, reply all!"

"I'll let you ticket this one, Mick."

'Andrews, a parking space will be assigned to you in a day or two.'

Angry priest clutching car keys storms into church, saying: 'It's about time the Holy Father made inconsiderate parking a sin.'

"We're not there yet, because your daddy still can't remember which level he parked it on!"

The invention of parking problems

"I couldn't find parking in the city, so I moved home, got back with my high-school girlfriend, had a baby, and got a great deal on a new car."

'I have a great existential dilemma. I consider myself a conservative... but I love liberal women!'

"We're goiong to leave now so we can get a jump on wandering around the parking lot looking for our car."

'Just stay calm and ask if they've got valet parking.'

'Try not to smile, sir. Imagine you're looking for a parking space.'

Church Parking

'Hey, there's a spot - pull in there!'

"Tell Santa that Rudolph's check engine light is on."

Apparently, this model can only be fixed using quantum mechanics.

'The rust problem turned out to be more extensive than we expected.'

Damned if you do Damned if you don't

Thank you, Thank you... One quick announcement - The owner of a large orange gourd - Please move your vehicle - You're parked on a loading zone.

"I think we're supposed to connect the positive wire here and the negative wire there. But I can't."

"This model comes loaded with options, including a parking space in your neighborhood."

'How'll we handle this?'

All Day Parking $1. Leave keys. It may be necessary to move your car to a more convenient spot.

'Ok, hon, I'm on Google Earth now... I see a parking sport!'

"Sorry, I can't make it tonight - I have too good a parking sport."

Moses Parking

The lengths some people will go to avoid paying their parking fees.

'Who should I call first? 911 or the parking lot manager?'

Private Parking Enforced by Drones.

'Brilliant idea of yours Perkins to ensure that staff arrive on time - for thirty employees, only 20 parking spaces!'

'...I just take the Hide-a-Meter bush, toss it over the meter, and voila! Free unlimited parking!'

"I am roadside assistance!!!"