Parking Problem Solver Gifts

Thank you, Thank you... One quick announcement - The owner of a large orange gourd - Please move your vehicle - You're parked on a loading zone.

"I've solved my parking problem. I've bought a parked car."

15 min parking: 'That's not fair. It will take me 15 minutes just to park.'

'Just stay calm and ask if they've got valet parking.'

Stuck SUVs

"This model comes loaded with options, including a parking space in your neighborhood."

"There's absolutely no parking outside."

Church Parking

Jurassic Parking Lot

Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.

Yeah, I've been driving in circles for an hour looking for a place to park. Zamboni.

'I can validate both your feelings and your parking.'

A car's soul escapes as it expires at the meter.

"She may be awhile. Her mother's helping her park."

Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

'Sorry, pastor, your soul's grace period is eternity, your car's is six minutes.'

"I'll let you ticket this one, Mick."

"We're not there yet, because your daddy still can't remember which level he parked it on!"

Angry priest clutching car keys storms into church, saying: 'It's about time the Holy Father made inconsiderate parking a sin.'

"Harry, you're wrong on every level."

The invention of parking problems

Adjunct educator substitute teacher.

'You're a fiend, you are, Hardcastle.'

"Do you validate?" "What? No, there's no parking lot. It's just street parking. And that's free." "I know. But I came in to get a coffee yesterday morning at 7:59. The line was so long that I didn't get out of here till 8:02. Apparently you had street cleaning that started at 8am." "I'm not following." "It was your long line. The least you could do is validate the parking ticket they gave me." "Get out."

"I couldn't find parking in the city, so I moved home, got back with my high-school girlfriend, had a baby, and got a great deal on a new car."

"We're goiong to leave now so we can get a jump on wandering around the parking lot looking for our car."

..eh darling, have you forgotten we have the caravan with us?

'I should've known better thank to park my car anywhere near where you dock your boat.'

'Try not to smile, sir. Imagine you're looking for a parking space.'

Apparently, this model can only be fixed using quantum mechanics.

'That tut, tut sound when you park..? It's your husband.'

Cake Shop: Parking Meter

Wentworth patiently waits for his receipt.

Parking validation

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