Parking Problem Solver Gifts

Thank you, Thank you... One quick announcement - The owner of a large orange gourd - Please move your vehicle - You're parked on a loading zone.

"I've solved my parking problem. I've bought a parked car."

15 min parking: 'That's not fair. It will take me 15 minutes just to park.'

'Just stay calm and ask if they've got valet parking.'

Stuck SUVs

"This model comes loaded with options, including a parking space in your neighborhood."

"There's absolutely no parking outside."

Church Parking

Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.

'I can validate both your feelings and your parking.'

A car's soul escapes as it expires at the meter.

"She may be awhile. Her mother's helping her park."

Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

'Sorry, pastor, your soul's grace period is eternity, your car's is six minutes.'

Angry priest clutching car keys storms into church, saying: 'It's about time the Holy Father made inconsiderate parking a sin.'

"I'll let you ticket this one, Mick."

"We're not there yet, because your daddy still can't remember which level he parked it on!"

The invention of parking problems

"We're goiong to leave now so we can get a jump on wandering around the parking lot looking for our car."

"I couldn't find parking in the city, so I moved home, got back with my high-school girlfriend, had a baby, and got a great deal on a new car."

"Do you validate?" "What? No, there's no parking lot. It's just street parking. And that's free." "I know. But I came in to get a coffee yesterday morning at 7:59. The line was so long that I didn't get out of here till 8:02. Apparently you had street cleaning that started at 8am." "I'm not following." "It was your long line. The least you could do is validate the parking ticket they gave me." "Get out."

'You're a fiend, you are, Hardcastle.'

Adjunct educator substitute teacher.

..eh darling, have you forgotten we have the caravan with us?

'I should've known better thank to park my car anywhere near where you dock your boat.'

'Hey, there's a spot - pull in there!'

Wentworth patiently waits for his receipt.

"Tell Santa that Rudolph's check engine light is on."

Handicap Parking Only - Ticket Odds 4 to 1.

Cake Shop: Parking Meter

Cross Platform.

Apparently, this model can only be fixed using quantum mechanics.

'Try not to smile, sir. Imagine you're looking for a parking space.'

"As an attorney half my time is spent in court. The rest is evenly split between sitting at my computer and looking for parking."

'That tut, tut sound when you park..? It's your husband.'