Parking Dilemma Solver Mugs

'I can validate both your feelings and your parking.'

Can do...No can do

"Go ahead, reply all!"

'Andrews, a parking space will be assigned to you in a day or two.'

"I'll let you ticket this one, Mick."

"We're not there yet, because your daddy still can't remember which level he parked it on!"

Angry priest clutching car keys storms into church, saying: 'It's about time the Holy Father made inconsiderate parking a sin.'

The invention of parking problems

"We're goiong to leave now so we can get a jump on wandering around the parking lot looking for our car."

'I have a great existential dilemma. I consider myself a conservative... but I love liberal women!'

'Just stay calm and ask if they've got valet parking.'

"I couldn't find parking in the city, so I moved home, got back with my high-school girlfriend, had a baby, and got a great deal on a new car."

"Tell Santa that Rudolph's check engine light is on."

'Try not to smile, sir. Imagine you're looking for a parking space.'

Apparently, this model can only be fixed using quantum mechanics.

'Hey, there's a spot - pull in there!'

Church Parking

Damned if you do Damned if you don't

Thank you, Thank you... One quick announcement - The owner of a large orange gourd - Please move your vehicle - You're parked on a loading zone.

"I think we're supposed to connect the positive wire here and the negative wire there. But I can't."

"This model comes loaded with options, including a parking space in your neighborhood."

'How'll we handle this?'

All Day Parking $1. Leave keys. It may be necessary to move your car to a more convenient spot.

"Sorry, I can't make it tonight - I have too good a parking sport."

Moses Parking

Private Parking Enforced by Drones.

'Who should I call first? 911 or the parking lot manager?'

The lengths some people will go to avoid paying their parking fees.

'Brilliant idea of yours Perkins to ensure that staff arrive on time - for thirty employees, only 20 parking spaces!'

"I am roadside assistance!!!"

"Your estimated arrival time is 6:38. . . but you won't find parking until 7:04."