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Seize the Day Statue and a Homeless Man.

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

"Will you be putting her in day care or bringing her up artisanally?"

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

'That reminds me, the seat broke on mine. I must make time to get it repaired.'

No littering...

'Have a nice weekend, Alfred.'

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

The High Line at Giza

"Springtime in New York. Ah, to be young, in love, and probably making two hundred and seventy-five thousand a year."

"I was downgraded to junk status at work today."

A postwoman delivers mail together with her baby who is riding in the letter carrier.

'Keep Off the Wi-Fi.'

Vampire baby in 'Grav-co' stroller.

"Mummy said dinner was brussels sprouts tonight. What about we drop by the park and see if the old man sitting on the bench can feed us instead?"

"We're going to the park to size up the competition."

"Just when I thought I had all the answers, I forgot what the questions were."

Older woman explains how to see off men with one of her looks

"This is our most practical model. It comes with a 21-year warranty."

Man feeding the birds at the park is eaten alive.

"Well I got a dog because I wanted to spend more time brushing hair off my clothes, and picking up poop."

"Honey, run!"

"It's a sand castle, dear. Assembly required."

'Legend has it, he was known as the pigeon whisperer.'

Tripled his reading speed with no loss in comprehension.

'Organically-grown popcorn? Give me a break!'

'What a little beauty. Independent suspension, alloy wheels, metallic finish.'

"You know what they say about getting older? Dang! I can't remember either."

'I guess we both enjoy long slow walks together.'

"Oh, look. Here comes the winner of the miniature Marmaduke look-alike contest!"

Parents compare buggies

"Why, it's a little piece of red yarn! Oh Harold, you always know JUST what to get me."

"Now remember, this time don’t drink the salt water."

"Hail to thee, Frederick Law Olmsted!"