Park-going Buddy Mugs

'You don't have to worry about muggers around here!'

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

Piracy on a boating lake

How about going easy on the carbs

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

Couple cuddle under a sprinkler with an umbrella as an excuse to be close

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

The High Line at Giza

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

Nature Lovers

"Are we done yet? ... Because I'm turning around now."

"Ma'am! Stop spoiling the birds!"

"Yeah, you were right! The indoor wheel is fun, but running in the park is a lot better..."

Psychiatry in the Park

"Perhaps I should have warned you...They really don't like wholemeal bread."

"Here! Let me get you all in!"

'Click it or ticket.'

Moms gone wild

"I did, boss, I swear, I buried him myself."

"It's unusual to see them reading this time of year."

'This bread's actually meant for multiple ducks.'

In summer, the nut-jobs buried by squirrels the previous fall begin to sprout.

"We're temporarily located in an office park, so it would be best if we came to you."

"You know it's peak allergy season when they welcome Mom back into the flock."

This is not what I had in mind when I joined the Council!

Stories about crumbs