Parisian Prankster Gifts

Snail Gumball Machine.

"It's a memo from the legal department reminding us to (heh-heh), 'keep our noses clean'."

Beach con-man.

'Hello, Acme signs? This is the Berger & Coles Law Office...'

Music to drive ( others mad) to...

What do you mean, "Did I try anything funny?"

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

Opera singer singing to her partner who is wearing a gas mask on due to her bad breath.

'Excuse me, I'm going to talk on the cellphone while pretending you're not here.'

'My imaginary playmate squealed on me!'

Tonite: Gala Costume Party. Got your costume for the big party? No, I'll just part my hair on the other side and go as my own reflection.

While at the Zoo, Victoria gets an idea.

"Mum can you come home quick, dad's started to make an exhibition of himself again!"

The Amazing Mr Sausage

Lightest beer on the market. Carbonated with helium.

'The man was real nice about it. He gave me my ball back and even said you can expect a nice call from his lawyer.'

'I thought you said you wanted to spoon me!'

A faulty part from an independent supplier leads to the creation of a multibillion-dollar sports medicine profession.

Thank you for not making faces during teleconferences with the boss.

Stag night high jinks.

Clown applying mustard to balloon hotdog.

'U. . .S. .U. .C. .K. . . . L. . O. . L.'

"Holy smoke. What kind of frosting is that?"

Clown Inhaling Laughing Gas

Paratrooper landed in tree just as boy swinging at pinata.

'It was self-defense - the clock struck first.'

A Piñata has gone rogue during the celebrations at a Birthday party knocking out most of the Family members

These were Bob's colleagues, all right, but clearly they hadn't received Funny Fred's global e-mail.

Parisian Misguided Tours.

On a school trip to a museum, a child takes the head of a horse statue and runs through the museum with it.

'I think the meeting went reasonably well until he threatened to call security.'

It says, Did you know you can now call up any spirit for just 10

Another reason why a high school diploma is not enough.

'Okay, this is the scene where the bear becomes a parachute.'

'Did you make a wish?'