Parisian Prankster Gifts

Snail Gumball Machine.

"It's a memo from the legal department reminding us to (heh-heh), 'keep our noses clean'."

Beach con-man.

'Hello, Acme signs? This is the Berger & Coles Law Office...'

Music to drive ( others mad) to...

What do you mean, "Did I try anything funny?"

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

Opera singer singing to her partner who is wearing a gas mask on due to her bad breath.

'Excuse me, I'm going to talk on the cellphone while pretending you're not here.'

'My imaginary playmate squealed on me!'

While at the Zoo, Victoria gets an idea.

Lightest beer on the market. Carbonated with helium.

The Amazing Mr Sausage

'The man was real nice about it. He gave me my ball back and even said you can expect a nice call from his lawyer.'

"Mum can you come home quick, dad's started to make an exhibition of himself again!"

A faulty part from an independent supplier leads to the creation of a multibillion-dollar sports medicine profession.

Thank you for not making faces during teleconferences with the boss.

'U. . .S. .U. .C. .K. . . . L. . O. . L.'

Clown applying mustard to balloon hotdog.

Stag night high jinks.

"Holy smoke. What kind of frosting is that?"

Paratrooper landed in tree just as boy swinging at pinata.

'It was self-defense - the clock struck first.'

'I think the meeting went reasonably well until he threatened to call security.'

Parisian Misguided Tours.

Another reason why a high school diploma is not enough.

On a school trip to a museum, a child takes the head of a horse statue and runs through the museum with it.

A Piñata has gone rogue during the celebrations at a Birthday party knocking out most of the Family members

'Okay, this is the scene where the bear becomes a parachute.'