Parents With Toddlers Prints

'Watch out for my little brother -- he's clothing-optional.'

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's having a wardrobe malfunction!'

They actually like captivity so much that they even want their children to have their own little cage.

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

A young Don King

'You never compliment me when it's tidy so I figured you wouldn't notice when it's a tip!'

Baby vandalizes an art gallery.

Fat Kid 23- Catches a bogie

"Why do small children ask so many questions?" "Why not? We need to learn, don’t we? Anyway it’s no big deal is it? Isn’t that what parents are for? You were probably the same, weren’t you? So why complain?"

'But, Mom, being good just doesn't work for me.'

"Bye now... it's always nice to see you and little Tommy!"

'I changed my mind...I'm not thirsty anymore.'

"No, I wasn't in a car accident. As a new parent, I'm still trying not to trip on all the toys on the floor."

'Three little kids and their first words. Can you find out which one is the British kid?'

"This is our most practical model. It comes with a 21-year warranty."

Baby. 3 Year Old.Baby. 3 Year Old.

Lemonade 5c Sugar Free: 'It sure is!'

"I'm not against having more children, I'd just like to finish with this one first."

"I mean, he does have a point."

"I know he's little, but he uses it."

Early Night Club

'Normally I'd be strongly opposed to a womanh your age electing a permanent birth control option...but in your case-'

Stroller Cellphone

"I'm going to need a pediatrician, two vets and an ornithologist."

'Your Walking!'

"Baldo! Pick him up!"

'We're letting you board first so the rest of the passengers will know where not ... uh, to sit.'

Childhood's End

'Tsk - he will keep throwing things out of the buggy.'

"My son's only a year old and he's been walking for 3 months..."

'I told him that you said people should share things with the less fortunate!'

Child wanting to play with traditional toys.

MEN, WOMEN, 'What are KIDS supposed to do?'

"Mum...I have to do number five million, seven hundred and twenty seven thousand, six hundred and twenty ones!"

Tantrum