Parents With Toddlers Mugs

'Watch out for my little brother -- he's clothing-optional.'

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's having a wardrobe malfunction!'

They actually like captivity so much that they even want their children to have their own little cage.

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

A young Don King

'You never compliment me when it's tidy so I figured you wouldn't notice when it's a tip!'

Fat Kid 23- Catches a bogie

Baby vandalizes an art gallery.

"Why do small children ask so many questions?" "Why not? We need to learn, don’t we? Anyway it’s no big deal is it? Isn’t that what parents are for? You were probably the same, weren’t you? So why complain?"

'But, Mom, being good just doesn't work for me.'

'I changed my mind...I'm not thirsty anymore.'

"No, I wasn't in a car accident. As a new parent, I'm still trying not to trip on all the toys on the floor."

"Bye now... it's always nice to see you and little Tommy!"

'Three little kids and their first words. Can you find out which one is the British kid?'

"This is our most practical model. It comes with a 21-year warranty."

"I mean, he does have a point."

Lemonade 5c Sugar Free: 'It sure is!'

"I'm not against having more children, I'd just like to finish with this one first."

Early Night Club

"I know he's little, but he uses it."

'Normally I'd be strongly opposed to a womanh your age electing a permanent birth control option...but in your case-'

"I'm going to need a pediatrician, two vets and an ornithologist."

Stroller Cellphone

'Your Walking!'

'Tsk - he will keep throwing things out of the buggy.'

'We're letting you board first so the rest of the passengers will know where not ... uh, to sit.'

"Baldo! Pick him up!"

Childhood's End

"My son's only a year old and he's been walking for 3 months..."

MEN, WOMEN, 'What are KIDS supposed to do?'

Child wanting to play with traditional toys.

"Mum...I have to do number five million, seven hundred and twenty seven thousand, six hundred and twenty ones!"

'I told him that you said people should share things with the less fortunate!'

Tantrum

"Choo choo doesn't work any more. Try money!"