Families With Toddlers Prints

"I know he's little, but he uses it."

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

A young Don King

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's having a wardrobe malfunction!'

Baby vandalizes an art gallery.

Fat Kid 23- Catches a bogie

"Why do small children ask so many questions?" "Why not? We need to learn, don’t we? Anyway it’s no big deal is it? Isn’t that what parents are for? You were probably the same, weren’t you? So why complain?"

'But, Mom, being good just doesn't work for me.'

'I changed my mind...I'm not thirsty anymore.'

"No, I wasn't in a car accident. As a new parent, I'm still trying not to trip on all the toys on the floor."

"Bye now... it's always nice to see you and little Tommy!"

'Three little kids and their first words. Can you find out which one is the British kid?'

"This is our most practical model. It comes with a 21-year warranty."

Dad Planet: 'Hey you KIDS! I thought i said no ORBITING in the house!'

"The sellers had a lot of kids, so they got tired of running out of hot water. So they upgraded."

"I'm not against having more children, I'd just like to finish with this one first."

Baby. 3 Year Old.Baby. 3 Year Old.

"I mean, he does have a point."

'Normally I'd be strongly opposed to a womanh your age electing a permanent birth control option...but in your case-'

"We couldn't find a sitter."

Stroller Cellphone

'Your Walking!'

'Tsk - he will keep throwing things out of the buggy.'

"Baldo! Pick him up!"

'Sorry, sweetie -- they're not that kind of cookies.'

'We're letting you board first so the rest of the passengers will know where not ... uh, to sit.'

'Watch out for my little brother -- he's clothing-optional.'

"My son's only a year old and he's been walking for 3 months..."

Child wanting to play with traditional toys.

'I told him that you said people should share things with the less fortunate!'

"Your turn to put them to bed."

"Mum...I have to do number five million, seven hundred and twenty seven thousand, six hundred and twenty ones!"

Tantrum

"Choo choo doesn't work any more. Try money!"

"Charles — we missed you at playgroup."