Parents Who Love Teacher Tales Pillows

"But enough about my son. Let's talk about you."

'I started out as a teacher's pet, and then it kind of snowballed.'

"Just kick back and enjoy this. These are the nest years of our lives!"

'You must be Jimmy's father . . .'

"I told my mom either the sitter goes, or I go!"

"Oh, you haven’t seen holiday drama ‘till you’ve met our little family."

'The frog is deceased, Mr. Graham. You don't need malpractice insurance.'

'Here's another email from a parent, written in lower case with no punctuation and seventeen spelling errors, demanding we do a better job of teaching social skills.'

Stork Story.

'He's the teacher's pet. She keeps him in a cage in the back of the class.'

"A beautiful baby. Who does he take after?"

Mrs Smith and her daughter - now and 40 years later...

Adjunct educator substitute teacher.

"Dad, I'm thinking they could be tax deductable."

"You were right, honey, she was tired... I only had to read six books to her tonight!"

Goodnight Moon

"What is the battle cry for homeschoolers?" Kids: "Go Home!"

'She has great communication skills.'

Marthra

"That's your uncle Colin. He's the black sheep of the family."

'I did have an eventful day at school, but nothing, in my opinion, to write home about.'

As the summer drew to a close, Mrs. Bank's back-to-school nightmares progressed from a class of her worst students, to a class of their parents.

'Oh, I don't think grandma still throws eggs at traffic.'

Baby bear,Daddy bear,and Mummy bear.

I will never badmouth teachers again. . .

"Grandpa, I'll tell you about social media bullying, if you tell me about the good old boys network."

'You think you've got it tough? Let me tell you how it was when I was your age!'

'That's the last time I take 3B!'

"Oh, I wanted to be so many things. Of course, being wrinkled was not one of them."

"This is your great-great-great-great-great uncle Pernico. I heard a lot of stories about him. He really wasn't all that great."

'Okay, but do I still come from Poland or what?'

"When I was small, my family kicked off the holidays by serving nuts! But then crazy Tia Bertha and Tio Mario moved away."

"Look, Emily. We have no chemistry. All we have is recess."

"When I wed your grandmother it caused quite a scandal. In the fifties one didn't marry a democrat."

Parents' Evening: "You're doing really badly..."