Parents Who Love Teacher Tales Pillows

"But enough about my son. Let's talk about you."

'I started out as a teacher's pet, and then it kind of snowballed.'

"Just kick back and enjoy this. These are the nest years of our lives!"

'You must be Jimmy's father . . .'

"I told my mom either the sitter goes, or I go!"

"Oh, you haven’t seen holiday drama ‘till you’ve met our little family."

'Here's another email from a parent, written in lower case with no punctuation and seventeen spelling errors, demanding we do a better job of teaching social skills.'

'The frog is deceased, Mr. Graham. You don't need malpractice insurance.'

Stork Story.

'He's the teacher's pet. She keeps him in a cage in the back of the class.'

"A beautiful baby. Who does he take after?"

Mrs Smith and her daughter - now and 40 years later...

"What is the battle cry for homeschoolers?" Kids: "Go Home!"

Goodnight Moon

"You were right, honey, she was tired... I only had to read six books to her tonight!"

"Dad, I'm thinking they could be tax deductable."

Adjunct educator substitute teacher.

'She has great communication skills.'

"That's your uncle Colin. He's the black sheep of the family."

Marthra

'I did have an eventful day at school, but nothing, in my opinion, to write home about.'

Baby bear,Daddy bear,and Mummy bear.

'Oh, I don't think grandma still throws eggs at traffic.'

As the summer drew to a close, Mrs. Bank's back-to-school nightmares progressed from a class of her worst students, to a class of their parents.

'You think you've got it tough? Let me tell you how it was when I was your age!'

I will never badmouth teachers again. . .

"Grandpa, I'll tell you about social media bullying, if you tell me about the good old boys network."

"Oh, I wanted to be so many things. Of course, being wrinkled was not one of them."

'That's the last time I take 3B!'

"When I wed your grandmother it caused quite a scandal. In the fifties one didn't marry a democrat."

'Okay, but do I still come from Poland or what?'

"Look, Emily. We have no chemistry. All we have is recess."

"When I was small, my family kicked off the holidays by serving nuts! But then crazy Tia Bertha and Tio Mario moved away."

"This is your great-great-great-great-great uncle Pernico. I heard a lot of stories about him. He really wasn't all that great."

Parents' Evening: "You're doing really badly..."