Parents' Night Out T-Shirts

"Yes, we have a 'Happy Meal.' It's when you leave the kids home."

"We found we really missed going to the theatre and eating in nice restaurants, so we gave our kids away."

"We'd love to come, but we can't seem to find a sitter."

'Please let it be burglars and not the sitter cracking up again!'

"The babysitter wants to know where you keep your vodka?"

"This place has the best happy hour."

I could have danced all night!

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."

"Your wonderful daughter and I would like to become engaged in F.Y. '97, married in F.Y. '98, and if the numbers look good, start a family in F.Y. '99."

'The kids were so sweet...'

"But if I don't break stuff who will?"

The Streets - Night

The Classy Dog: 'Dine & dance hotdogs: '50 cents a dance'.

"You never told me your dad was so delightfully old-fashioned."

Superheroes Having a Drink

Bingo night.

'I'm looking forward to parents' night. I'm going to ask these people their diet secrets.'

“I have to warn you - my parents are a bit old-fashioned.”

"Raymond's prospects look good, Daddy. . . He's pretty sure he's picked all six lotto numbers!"

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

"See what happens when you go swimming after eating!"

'I should warn you about my father. He's a landscape gardener.'

"My daughter tells me you want to become a doctor."

'Would you say your glass is half empty or half full?' 'Whose round is it?'

"You may be in love, but can you support my daughter on what a herring makes?"

60 minute wait for a table, 15 minute wait for a server, 40 minutes for teh appetizers...

Clubbing

"Pavlov's dog: Friday night"

Next Round Indicator

"So this is the Mr. Waring who has made such a great impression on my little girl."

"You're going to regret this in the morning."

Clown Happy Hour

First love.

Professional woman in pub