Parenting Young Adults Pillows

"He's at that awkward age - not completely out of the house but no longer a tax deduction."

Next gen pregnancy tests.

"Yeah, you could say I've got mother issues....she told me I have to move out!"

"That table is yours once that party decides to move to the suburbs."

'This is a good time to be young, son. Look at all the opportunities you have in front of you...you can help sole the problems of the environment, poverty,civil rights....'

'You can stick your filthy shell. I'm listening to the Arctic Monkeys.'

Toddler Feeding Solutions

"No, four glasses of water was enough. . . now I have to go to the bathroom!"

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."

"Me? I thought you were raising them."

'Sorry, sweetie -- they're not that kind of cookies.'

'One advantage of living through the plagues and wars of the 14th century was that you didn't have to study Chaucer.'

'Oh my Gawd! He's a weed!'

"When we grow up we can eat snacks BEFORE dinner and call them hors d'oeuvres!"

Kindergarten Primary School Teacher

Early Night Club

"So what happened between you and Estella?"

Baby eating "Uploading", Baby on toilet "Downloading"

'At first his nose ring irritated me, but then I made him tie a string to it. Now I can lead him around.'

"Your room is exactly how you left it before you went to college, except of course, for our boarder, Mr. Grunze."

'The fifth rule of parenting. . . cross that bridge when you come to it.'

Curious George, Dad

'Are you sure I should read my book report to the class? --�It's PG-13.'

"You should wear your glasses, Sven."

An ellipsis in the sky

Childhood's End

May 2004: Crack of 4:00 AM / May 2020: Crack of 4:00 PM

'We lease the children, of course!'

Praise works best when it comes straight after the positive behaviour.

'After I get my MBA I'll live in New York and summer in Europe before moving back in with my parents.'

'I think my parents want me to move out.'

'I hope to raise enough money to buy my own house and move out at sixteen!'

"I'm sorry your son Billy ran away, but there's not much we can do being that he's thirty-four."

'Honey, before you go out tonight, I would like to have a little chat with the prince of darkness.'