Parenting Trend Followers Mugs

"Experts say attachment parenting - a nurturing style of parenting that promotes emotional bonding between child and parent - is a hot new trend!"

'The child is very illogical'

'If you're looking for compensatory materialism on wheels, look no further.'

"Oh look—he fell asleep when you told me about your day."

Upper East Side Dog Park

Giraffe Selfie

An alternative theory as to why dinosaurs are extinct.

"Great, the end of the world and I'm going to be first on facebook with pictures!!"

"They're a very hi-tech family. Apparently, even their baby was cordless."

"Mixed nuts are brain food, or so I read in 'Mixed Nut Digest'."

"Today on the ask Sadie show, we'll be addressing one single topic: 'Wolverine.' Specifically, we'll be talking about how most of you freaks who were obsessed with it for months are no longer talking about it. You people today have the attention span of a chimpanzee!!! That's an average of about 20 seconds, for those of you who still remember what I just said."

"I can hear some rattling: Better start writing those birth notices Darling..."

Australian baby with toys hanging from his hat rather than corks

"I'm pleased to say our dishes all have too much kale."

"He's our new trend-spotter?"

"We couldn't find a raw-vegan, gluten-free, sugar-free, non-G.M.O. cake for your birthday, so we got you nothing."

'Gautier goes to Mothercare.'

"In regards to my son's education I am a firm believer in 'Laissez-Faire'."

'Aaar! Walk the person planked on the plank!'

"We're having a problem naming him. All the domain names we like are already taken!"

"I agree, a national conversation on privacy is wait! Yum...I've gotta share these pix!"

"Where can I find your organic, locally raised children?"

"We're still figuring out how to monetise him."

"We're thinking of having your nose pierced."

"They came home and got straight on with their homework - apparently it's the latest craze."

"I'm not sure our family's ready for kombucha, hon."

Selfie Acrobat

'No more kids, Steve -- I'm sick and tired of being sick and tired.'

'She can't answer when I call, but she loves the ring tone.'

'I'm just waiting to see when I will be preoccupied with sex.'

School photos.

"Poor kid, being lumbered with a name like Kevin. What's wrong with something ordinary like Zain or Kayan?"