Modern Parenting Pundits Mugs

"I miss helicopter parenting."

"So, when he says, 'What a good boy am I,' Jack is really reinforcing his self-esteem."

"Do you want to talk about it?"

"We sing her to sleep with songs about recycling."

"Is the Itsy Bitsy Spider obsessive-compulsive?"

'Before we begin, he's the one that's been helping me with my homework.'

"Now, Mrs. Stevens, go to work, relax, and leave the social engineering to us."

"Mom, Dad, this is Kevin, our new ombudsman."

'We've created a teenager!'

"We like to think he's experimenting with color and form, but his art therapist suggested we're not giving him enough candy."

"They're a very hi-tech family. Apparently, even their baby was cordless."

"I'll leave the door open and the hallway light on, but you're much too old to need an attorney in your room."

"The economy doesn’t make me half as nervous as my kids do."

"I'm sure he's a fine boy, but we prefer interviewing your son in person."

'Jimmy made his first blog post today.'

"I'v got this center-of-the-universe gig."

"I was hoping her first sentence would be, 'I love you, mommy.' Not, 'what's the Wi-Fi password?'"

"I had a lot more freedom before mom got the drone."

Child Development: 'He's developing just fine, those babies in the commercials aren't really talking.'

'This pacifier looks like a cell phone to make the inevitable transition that much easier.'

"Pardon me, but I couldn’t help noticing how well-behaved your children are. May I ask which medications they’re on?"

"And we're just so proud you're walking to school alone. Aren't we, Harold?"

'It used to be enough to keep them fed and clothed. Now it's fed, clothed and connected.'

'Mommy!'

'She can't answer when I call, but she loves the ring tone.'

"Men are like fast food - expensive, unhealthy and they make you fat."

Free WiFi On-Board

"Just tell Daddy who hit you, and I will march upstairs and ask Mommy how to handle this!"

'How do you block the kids from objectionable internet content? I found a bookmark called,'DriveYourParentsInsane'.'

"Yes, but Mummy and Daddy are on legal drugs."

David Cameron Parenting Classes: 'After registering them for Eton the next most important thing is selecting the right nanny!'

"Podca-a-a-a-a-a-ast!!!"