Parenting Newbie Mugs

'He's more supportive after his nap.'

"He's either got swamp fever, beri-beri or he's teething."

"He looks like a Norman to me."

'Congradulations, daddy! Daddy! Daddy!'

'He has your nose and my ears.'

"I'm starting him off with a little rope theory."

'I'm keeping a scrap book. All I've got so far is one umbilical cord.'

'What's play?'

'Change is inevitable, espeically when you have a newborn in diapers."

"It's so nice to finally put a face to the name."

'Well, he definitely has his father's... Er... Eyes.'

"I hoped you'd change your hobby when you became a father"

"Entering Minivan Territory: Healthy Snacks Strictly Enforced

'Your wife has given birth to the blues.'

"Congratulations—It's a well dressed boy."

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

"...for a canal I thought that was unusually short."

'I've drawn up a shortlist of baby names.'

"Do you want to talk about it?"

'The suspense is killing us. Which one is our grandchild?'

"Travelling with Child Sketchbook - day 2."

"I knew we agreed that you could be a stay-at-home dad, but that's when we decide to have children."

"Boy, the kids are growing up so fast!"

'No creamed peas for me today!'

"We sing her to sleep with songs about recycling."

"Congratulations! It's a pain in the ass."

'OK Mr and Mrs Johnson let's spin the wheel and find you a child!'

"We've doubled our staff in the last six months." (Smith and Smith - baby in playpen behind desk).

Biker couple with their baby in a side car.

Kids really do make you view the world from a different perspective...I'm on the floor, behind the couch, under the bed...

"Support the head."

'I don't want you to think I'm a maniac or something, but we haven't had bunnies for over a week now.'

'Funny in my day they all looked like WInston Churchill.'

"Don't worry, Emily. . . I'm woke and you're woke, so I'm sure our baby will turn out woke!"