Parenting Multitasker Gifts

"You'll have to be both mother and father to the kids while I'm not there to give them guidance."

Father walking toddler and carrying dog in pouch.

"Drunk, yet orderly"

"Your resume says that you've got your Ph.D., your M.B.A. and that you've worked as a C.F.O. and C.E.O. but that your most important title and position has been M.O.M.?"

"The problem with these instructions is that they assume I have the attention span to actually read something."

Believe it or not: Once upon a time Dads couldn't even boil water.

Fitness Programme for babies

"Excuse me a moment, whilst I just change hats."

"I'll have to put you on hold. I have a bite on the other line."

"I was finishing my homework in the shower to save time!"

"Let me put on my 'working' head."

'How soon can I return to work? About fifteen minutes ago.'

Overloaded with extracurricular activities, Griffin's body began to grow an extra brain to cope with it all.

Cocktail party with man balancing drink on head as he eats.

"We are extremely short-staffed here and you would need to be okay with that. For example I’m the janitor, but I also do interviews in between emptying trash cans."

Man walking a dog is passed by a runner carrying a baby on her hip.

Handbag: But You Have Kids and a Dog/But Have Kids

"Slowly begin to reawaken the body with thoughts of unread E-mails, piles of dirty laundry, and the kids you have to pick up from school."

A little boy is crawling through a sandbox towards his mother as though he were dying of thirst in a desert.

'It's an audio book: I'm too busy to read books...'

Mom simultaneously feeds baby his bottle, and husband his.

Homeschooling

Studying and technology

"You wouldn't believe how many patients he sees in a single day!"

"These days I do a little sub-editing on the side too!"

Having It All

'I spent today with out spindoctor, and boy, am I dizzy.'

"...I've only got four pairs of hands you know"

"Okay, I'll change your diaper, but you better not tell any of my patients."

The Swiss Arm-y Wife

In the great green room there was a pot of coffee and a red-eyed dad, too. Good Morning Moon.

"What?!"

'Who's gonna tell her she's wearing two different shoes?'

OK, so maybe we've all overscheduled our kids a little.

'So you could say 'I'm wearing two hats'.'