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'Forget it, Jeb. This see-saw is broken.'

"It's a lot of pressure on me not to pressure him."

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

"Have mercy on me, Mama. Have mercy on Mr. Pitiful."

Early childhood development

"We started him signing at 6 months."

"My dad's going to be upset about that "D" on my research paper. He worked all night on it."

'You've failed to reach your performance targets,we'll have to let you go.'

Baby crying in cot being put on 'pause' by Mum with a remote

'I have this recurring nightmare. Mum's so engorged she can't get out of bed to feed me.'

"Joey's screaming AND throwing stuff! Let's hear it for multi-tasking!"

"I'm so proud of Baldo! I've asked him to make his bed and he's been doing it all week!"

Autistic child

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

"He doesn't really talk yet, but he does some sound bites."

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

"Here's the baby's first birthday, her second, her third, look at her gifts..."

'Baby's first two-step.'

'I'll give your note to my parents but our family policy is to never negotiate with terrorists.'

"You're writing a memoir? You're seven years old. Do you honestly think you can capture the interest of readers with such a short—wait, is that my name?!"

'Son, the world is ripe for the taking ... you better stay home with me.'

"Car accident? No, I volunteered to hold the rope for the pinata at my son's birthday party!"

"As it's your birthday, would you like to go in the Big Chair?"

Vampire baby in 'Grav-co' stroller.

"No, four glasses of water was enough. . . now I have to go to the bathroom!"

"No, it's still just a thirst for spaghettios."

'How can I get my baby to sleep?'

"Wait! I don't want to be disease resistant!"

Parent Involvement Tip #1

"No, I don't believe youth is wasted on the young. I believe money is."

Eagle parenting.

Dominant hand reveal party

'We think he has a future in politics.'

Sparkler