Family Milestones T-Shirts

Graph in front of house reads: The Pecks State of Well-Being.

"Our little girl has blossomed into quite the little complainer."

Circus baby

'Einstein, the children are getting too complex for me.'

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

"He doesn't really talk yet, but he does some sound bites."

'I'm not happy with his latest school photo.'

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

"Have mercy on me, Mama. Have mercy on Mr. Pitiful."

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

"Here's the baby's first birthday, her second, her third, look at her gifts..."

'Baby's first two-step.'

'I'll give your note to my parents but our family policy is to never negotiate with terrorists.'

One!

"You're writing a memoir? You're seven years old. Do you honestly think you can capture the interest of readers with such a short—wait, is that my name?!"

His first conspiracy theory...'Is it a coincidence the first time I walk, they start locking all the cupboards? I think not!'

'Son, the world is ripe for the taking ... you better stay home with me.'

Vampire baby in 'Grav-co' stroller.

"As it's your birthday, would you like to go in the Big Chair?"

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: This is solids?

'How can I get my baby to sleep?'

"Wait! I don't want to be disease resistant!"

"Car accident? No, I volunteered to hold the rope for the pinata at my son's birthday party!"

"No, four glasses of water was enough. . . now I have to go to the bathroom!"

Early childhood development

Parent Involvement Tip #1

"No, I don't believe youth is wasted on the young. I believe money is."

A very fine vintage

"Charles, look! He’s sending his first text!"

"Technology is for babies!"

'I think you're ready for the big chair...'

Eagle parenting.

Dominant hand reveal party

'I'm being punished. Nothing even remotely electronic for two weeks.'

'We think he has a future in politics.'