Parenting Comic Prints

'I tell you, dad, Miss Hamilton is a witch!'

Baby crying in cot being put on 'pause' by Mum with a remote

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

'I'm afraid he's at that age when he's into everything!'

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Baby tells other Baby to call.

:Come on sweetie, you know the rule: You need to finish your chocolate cake before you can have your carrots...'

Mother and Baby Hippopotamus.

'Oh, don't mind Jeff. It's just his turn to change the Baby's nappy.'

A man and his baby are wearing bibs with images of what they are eating.

"Have you met my bodyguard?"

"On no, the baby's breach!!"

"Use your inside scream."

"Sure I used drugs when I was your age, but they were all prescribed for acne."

"She's a natural!"

'sugar and spice my eye.'

"Guess who figured how to call 911!"

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: This is solids?

"That's it young man. . . go to your room!"

'Oh Darling look. He's got your colour boogies!'

'That never gets old.'

'Do you know what's worse than being a mummy? Being a mummy with a prostate!'

'Who says women don't like chase scenes?'

Billy strip: help with homework.

'Oh wonderful! All day I've been waiting for that burp!'

Doctor has the taste for patients urine samples.

'For no particular reason I want to know the location of our fire extinguisher.'

"I have to wear a bike helmet all the time after Mommie heard cars kill more pedestrians than cyclists!"

',,,But if I do eat them I'll lose my child support, Oh, Alice,divorce is so hard,'

'How many times must I tell you? Stop drawing on the bloody walls!'

Impracticle Guide to having Babies

"I didn't think you'd still be here at thirty."

'Mom, I need a push.'

"If you get to be a stay-at-home dad, why can't I be a stay-at-home daughter?"

"She's cute all right. But, whoa, what a narcissist!"