Parenting Comic Lover Prints

Baby tells other Baby to call.

Doctor has the taste for patients urine samples.

'Can't you do something about her?'

"You're making me feel old the amount of water I'm passing in the night!"

"Mum, are we keeping all of them?"

"It was dark, damp and cramped - why did you lock me in there for nine months??!..."

"Yes, I'm wearing a cowbell. It's just until my mom figures out a way to track me on my phone."

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

International Women's Day

I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.

"Now that's what I call customer service!"

No-Work Orange

"We're keeping you overnight because the nurses love you!"

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

"Have you been playing dice?"

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

'I think your father's had one of his big ideas...'

The Food Chain

Window Treatment

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

"I'm just going to ring the doorbell so I have a chance of a spot in the bed."

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

"So what makes you think you're qualified for this job?"

"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!"

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

"The doctor thinks I need a hearing something or other."

"I figured out how to raise my grades."

'Are we there yet?'

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

"I did my report on time travel, but my dog ate my homework in the future."

Zeus's Caddy