Parenting Comic Mugs

'I tell you, dad, Miss Hamilton is a witch!'

Baby crying in cot being put on 'pause' by Mum with a remote

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

'I'm afraid he's at that age when he's into everything!'

Baby tells other Baby to call.

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:Come on sweetie, you know the rule: You need to finish your chocolate cake before you can have your carrots...'

'Oh, don't mind Jeff. It's just his turn to change the Baby's nappy.'

A man and his baby are wearing bibs with images of what they are eating.

"Use your inside scream."

Mother and Baby Hippopotamus.

"Have you met my bodyguard?"

"On no, the baby's breach!!"

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: This is solids?

"Sure I used drugs when I was your age, but they were all prescribed for acne."

"Guess who figured how to call 911!"

"She's a natural!"

'sugar and spice my eye.'

'Oh Darling look. He's got your colour boogies!'

"That's it young man. . . go to your room!"

'That never gets old.'

"I have to wear a bike helmet all the time after Mommie heard cars kill more pedestrians than cyclists!"

'For no particular reason I want to know the location of our fire extinguisher.'

Doctor has the taste for patients urine samples.

'Do you know what's worse than being a mummy? Being a mummy with a prostate!'

Billy strip: help with homework.

'Oh wonderful! All day I've been waiting for that burp!'

'Who says women don't like chase scenes?'

',,,But if I do eat them I'll lose my child support, Oh, Alice,divorce is so hard,'

'How many times must I tell you? Stop drawing on the bloody walls!'

'Mom, I need a push.'

Impracticle Guide to having Babies

"I didn't think you'd still be here at thirty."

"If you get to be a stay-at-home dad, why can't I be a stay-at-home daughter?"

Playing in the park....child on a leash.