Parenting Comedy Mugs

"No wonder he won't stop crying. That's the wrong end, you idiot."

'Oh Darling look. He's got your colour boogies!'

"For the last time, stand up straight and wipe your carrot."

'Oh wonderful! All day I've been waiting for that burp!'

'I don't like where this is headed.'

Baby Teething.

"I think our bundle of joy needs his mommy, dear!"

Madonna of the Pukes.

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

"No, I don’t find it funny that her first words are ‘South Park’!"

"This is nice, but I can't help but think we forgot something."

Baby's first thought...Daddy's a moron.

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

'No. no. When your wife asked you to change the baby, she meant the diaper.'

"You can't prove that I broke it! Where's your physical evidence? Fingerprints or a DNA profile?"

Young golf ball getting "the talk".

"He doesn't really talk yet, but he does some sound bites."

'I'm afraid he's at that age when he's into everything!'

"Darling... I think the Baby's been eating the fridge magnets again."

"I'm all for pushing them out of the nest, but maybe next time we could wait till they hatch."

"I have a feeling he understands more than we think."

'I'm just exercising my first amendment rights.'

"Good news. It's a small pig."

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"It may not look like it to you, but trust me, he's hyperactive. It's exhausting!"

'It was the little darling's first time sitting up at the dining table!'

"Have you seen my dad?"

"Beds are not made for jumping on."

:Come on sweetie, you know the rule: You need to finish your chocolate cake before you can have your carrots...'

"She said that girls mature faster than boys, so I pulled her hair."

Fat Kid 23- Catches a bogie

"Greetings, Earthling. How are the schools?"

A man and his baby are wearing bibs with images of what they are eating.

Mother and Baby Hippopotamus.