Parenting Challenges Navigator Gifts

'...'your gifted' son - could you remind me what those gifts were?'

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

"I didn't have enough money to buy him a treat at the checkout. He had an economic meltdown."

"Oh, Mrs. Horris, he just said his first words..!"

"I made the mistake of telling him that the world is his canvas."

"I don't know why I worry...Baldo's just a normal boy. It's good to see him maturing...making friends...with nice girls...exploring new feelings...and desires.... You have to go home now."

Impracticle Guide to Having Babies

'I almost get out the door and then my mom yells...'Don't you know it's February?!' And here I am again...looking like an eskimo.'

'You know that bottle of ink that was standing on the desk...?'

'I have her registered in a pre-med nursery program.'

Going into the relationship, Tom knew Loretta was a package deal.

"I wouldn't worry, at his age grunting to communicate is quite normal."

"It took some figuring, but I think I figured out how to handle a temperamental teenager."

'We usually have some trouble getting organized the first day of school.'

'Well, Mr. 'Let's get him a fish they're no trouble at all,' you're on.'

Triplets

"Why do they tell us not to be childish? We're only nine!"

"I feel sorry for kids these days - they're always being tested for something"

"He's at that awkward age when they can try him as an adult."

"Awww....someone's done a pooping in their pants. How cute?"

"I handled his last adventure. You take this one."

"Mom wasn't impressed with my suggestion that we 'agree to disagree'."

"You're not going out dressed like that!"

'We should've just dropped off our lists and taken our chances. But no, you had to bring a lawyer into the negotiations.'

'I really don't like breast-feeding, but it's really good therapy for her.'

3 days without an accident.

"Your munchkins are always welcome to play in my garden."

"It's just a phase he's going through, you'll see."

'Your father and I would rather you didn't go out tonight,Jessica dear!'

Kid on the way to pricipal's office see a girl in the hall with a stand setup to give legal advice.

'I know school doesn't start for another week, but any chance I could just drop them off now?'

'If you wanted a kid with a good report card, you both should have married someone with brains.'

'We mustn't frighten the new baby...'

'Mom says it's time for a family powwow.'

"And God, please give clothes to all those poor naked girls on daddy's computer."