Parenthood Pride Mugs

"Little Harry has certainly shot up."

You can't just switch them. If your wife asked you to change the baby, she probably meant the diaper.

'I'm Jeremy's father. I'm a computer consultant and I'm unemployed.'

'He has your nose and my ears.'

Low-Energy Drinks

Baby pram as a tank

"Trust me, you're not ready!"

"Pay more attention to me? I'm sorry, dear, but Mommy needs you to be more specific."

"Can I have another sausage Dad?"

Mr. & Mrs. Stickfigure are expecting twins.

"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."

"Aah! Bless! Look at him on his I-pad!"

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

'Bad luck duck - he's on your side of the bed.'

'You'll never believe the day I've had...'

'We found you in a cabbage!'

'Congratulations! It's a bouncing baby boy!'

Baby Screen Time

"It's a boy, but that's a common one so don't get too excited."

Growth Charts

'This is a fine time to leave! What if the doctor delivers the baby while you're out!'

"We have the exact same taste."

"I made the mistake of telling him that the world is his canvas."

'What did I learn in school today? You'd better sit down.'

"I noticed that since I've been working at home you've been paying me hazard pay. How did you know?"

'There's a planet in my book with two moons! Imagine how much howling we could do there!'

A pregnant woman wears a shirt that says "Baby"with an arrow pointing down, while a mother holds a baby that is an arrow pointing up.

A postwoman delivers mail together with her baby who is riding in the letter carrier.

Young Gums

Toys in the DVD Player.

"Skip the funny voices tonight—O.K., Dad?"

"Yes! I hit a triple. Woo-hoo."

"He won't eat anything but corn."

'It's only 6 AM, but I want to send the kids to Wally's house before his mother sends him over here.'

"And remember, it's important to wake them up at hourly intervals."