Parenthood Experience Collector Prints

'Hi hon! How's the little monster?'

'Congratulations! You've just downloaded a baby boy.'

The only way to see the world is to see the world

"It's so nice to finally put a face to the name."

"I thought it would be nice if we had a forum where we could get together and have screaming tantrums."

"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."

Heading off with a packed bag

The Impractical Guide to having a baby.

'How many fingers do you see?'

"My inner child feels threatened by my inner baby."

'This is not fair, mom. . . none of my friends is forced to hibernate before December.'

'And you're sure you handed the baby to me?'

"Funny, I don't remember signing up for this."

"We're looking forward to this little bundle of joy bringing out the worst in each of us."

Woman Window Shops For A Baby Book

"Well, now we've seen it."

'We've never had an accident - aside from three of our five kids.'

"Oh, no! My bucket list!"

"You're six years old and I'm your mother! - I'm SUPPOSED to impose my moral standards on you!"

'Our computer responds to voice commands, but our kids don't.'

"Why are you special? Because I'm your mommy, and I'm special."

Maternity Arrivals

"We've completely child-proofed our home."

Please take a number.

Hormones before and after pregnancy.

My changing Body: A Guide For New Fathers

"Travel changed me."

"We discussed a lot of options but decided on a water birth."

"...Mom, can you get me a glass of wine?"