Parenthood Chaos Lover Prints

Face painting.

'Hi hon! How's the little monster?'

"You can't prove that I broke it! Where's your physical evidence? Fingerprints or a DNA profile?"

"Have mercy on me, Mama. Have mercy on Mr. Pitiful."

"I need to know who started it."

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

'I'm just exercising my first amendment rights.'

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

"I couldn't possibly lick another baby right now."

"She was right -- Her teddy bear did squish your action figure!"

"The children took off their own coats this morning, Pastor."

Two children play with a pedal bin

'You know that bottle of ink that was standing on the desk...?'

'Dad won't buy me a puppy, so I'm teaching him to bark!'

"I fell in the mud again. Maybe I need a stunt double."

Unsafe Drain Covers!

The Difficulties of Transporting Boats

Lab studies suggest that a human growth pill is just around the corner.

This must be the address where Joe and Maureen are throwing the dinner party!

Wind shear - 81 st and Lex

Maternity Arrivals

"Can't you just relax and enjoy my childhood."

"A chewed slipper? I love it. No, really."

"The lunch, grab the lunch!"

'And this is what Larry calls his 'man cave'.'

"We've completely child-proofed our home."

Fetching some bread

Although in hindsight, maybe she said feed the cat and water the plants.

'How many kids do you actually have?'

At the McWit Eye Labs are two doors, 'Control Group' and 'Out of Control Group.'

Baby with a full diaper 'Load Rage'