Parental Pressures Satirists Mugs

Start their day with a humorous mug that satirizes parental pressures—perfect for those who love a witty take on family dynamics with their morning coffee or tea.

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"We can determine your child's gender, IQ and student debt load."

"We can determine your child's gender, IQ and student debt load." mockup

"We can determine your child's gender, IQ and student debt load."

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"The one time in our lives when it's acceptable to run around naked, but they dress us up like L. L. Bean catalog."

"The one time in our lives when it's acceptable to run around naked, but they dress us up like L. L. Bean catalog." mockup

"The one time in our lives when it's acceptable to run around naked, but they dress us up like L. L. Bean catalog."

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The Mothership

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New dunce caps

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"Sorry I'm late with my grades. I was busy removing the 'Honor Roll' bumper sticker from the car."

"Sorry I'm late with my grades. I was busy removing the 'Honor Roll' bumper sticker from the car." mockup

"Sorry I'm late with my grades. I was busy removing the 'Honor Roll' bumper sticker from the car."

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"You're getting a nanny. We decided to outsource our parenting"

"You're getting a nanny. We decided to outsource our parenting" mockup

"You're getting a nanny. We decided to outsource our parenting"

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"Bottled or breast?"

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"Hey. Smells funny. Fix it. And bring me a beer."

"Hey. Smells funny. Fix it. And bring me a beer." mockup

"Hey. Smells funny. Fix it. And bring me a beer."

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"Seriously, the way you rasied me it's no wonder I can't get a gig in a real night club."

"Seriously, the way you rasied me it's no wonder I can't get a gig in a real night club." mockup

"Seriously, the way you rasied me it's no wonder I can't get a gig in a real night club."

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"Being from another planet is worth thirty points towards your child's admission to Harvard."

"Being from another planet is worth thirty points towards your child's admission to Harvard." mockup

"Being from another planet is worth thirty points towards your child's admission to Harvard."

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'Apparently the poor love's walkman is broken.'

'Apparently the poor love's walkman is broken.' mockup

'Apparently the poor love's walkman is broken.'

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'It's time you knew, Son -- you were abandoned here as a child by aliens.'

'It's time you knew, Son -- you were abandoned here as a child by aliens.' mockup

'It's time you knew, Son -- you were abandoned here as a child by aliens.'

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'Congratulations. It's a latch key kid.'

'Congratulations. It's a latch key kid.' mockup

'Congratulations. It's a latch key kid.'

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Children Demand Parental Term Limits. mockup

Children Demand Parental Term Limits.

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"Of course Daddy could explain what a superconducting supercollider is, sweetie, but just at the moment Daddy is watching 'America's Most Wanted.'"

"Of course Daddy could explain what a superconducting supercollider is, sweetie, but just at the moment Daddy is watching 'America's Most Wanted.'" mockup

"Of course Daddy could explain what a superconducting supercollider is, sweetie, but just at the moment Daddy is watching 'America's Most Wanted.'"

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Dad’s Homework Assignment

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"My dad doesn't nag me enough about going to college."

"My dad doesn't nag me enough about going to college." mockup

"My dad doesn't nag me enough about going to college."

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The cost of bringing up children soars to more than £140,000.

The cost of bringing up children soars to more than £140,000. mockup

The cost of bringing up children soars to more than £140,000.

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'We lease the children, of course!' mockup

'We lease the children, of course!'

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"Ask not for whom the baby cries; it cries for thee. Specifically, thee’s milk."

"Ask not for whom the baby cries; it cries for thee. Specifically, thee’s milk." mockup

"Ask not for whom the baby cries; it cries for thee. Specifically, thee’s milk."

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"Childbirth just isn't keeping pace with modern marketing. We still don't come with a manufacturing warranty.

"Childbirth just isn't keeping pace with modern marketing. We still don't come with a manufacturing warranty. mockup

"Childbirth just isn't keeping pace with modern marketing. We still don't come with a manufacturing warranty.

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'We're totally against smacking but not adverse to 'moderate punishment.''

'We're totally against smacking but not adverse to 'moderate punishment.'' mockup

'We're totally against smacking but not adverse to 'moderate punishment.''

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"I only grown them because her mother's allergic to them."

"I only grown them because her mother's allergic to them." mockup

"I only grown them because her mother's allergic to them."

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"I exiled the lot of them. How are your kids?"

"I exiled the lot of them. How are your kids?" mockup

"I exiled the lot of them. How are your kids?"

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"Yes, but Mummy and Daddy are on legal drugs."

"Yes, but Mummy and Daddy are on legal drugs." mockup

"Yes, but Mummy and Daddy are on legal drugs."

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Time Out Room

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'Congratulations! It's an obesity time bomb'

'Congratulations! It's an obesity time bomb' mockup

'Congratulations! It's an obesity time bomb'

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"I'm concerned about your eating habits, son."

"I'm concerned about your eating habits, son." mockup

"I'm concerned about your eating habits, son."

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"Don't look! There is one of these nude perverts again!"

"Don't look! There is one of these nude perverts again!" mockup

"Don't look! There is one of these nude perverts again!"

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A man hangs a baby from a hat rack. mockup

A man hangs a baby from a hat rack.

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'I knew there was a reason mom was so anxious to buy me this toy!'

'I knew there was a reason mom was so anxious to buy me this toy!' mockup

'I knew there was a reason mom was so anxious to buy me this toy!'

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"Congratulations, Mrs Foopster!! It's a bouncing baby boy!!"

"Congratulations, Mrs Foopster!! It's a bouncing baby boy!!" mockup

"Congratulations, Mrs Foopster!! It's a bouncing baby boy!!"

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A baby escapes from a pram

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Boy: 'Oh YEAH?! Well my dad's Mortgage is BIGGER than YOUR dad's!

Boy: 'Oh YEAH?! Well my dad's Mortgage is BIGGER than YOUR dad's! mockup

Boy: 'Oh YEAH?! Well my dad's Mortgage is BIGGER than YOUR dad's!

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Parental Pressures Satirists Mugs Collection

Parental Pressures Satirists Pillows

Find pillows that bring humor into the everyday—ideal for satirists wanting to add playful, witty decor inspired by parental pressures.

Parental Pressures Satirists Prints

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Parental Pressures Satirists T-Shirts

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