"We can determine your child's gender, IQ and student debt load."
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"The one time in our lives when it's acceptable to run around naked, but they dress us up like L. L. Bean catalog."
The Mothership
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"Yeah, he's very like his father isn't he?"
"You're getting a nanny. We decided to outsource our parenting"
"Sorry I'm late with my grades. I was busy removing the 'Honor Roll' bumper sticker from the car."
"Bottled or breast?"
"Hey. Smells funny. Fix it. And bring me a beer."
"Seriously, the way you rasied me it's no wonder I can't get a gig in a real night club."
"Being from another planet is worth thirty points towards your child's admission to Harvard."
'It's time you knew, Son -- you were abandoned here as a child by aliens.'
Children Demand Parental Term Limits.
'Apparently the poor love's walkman is broken.'
"Of course Daddy could explain what a superconducting supercollider is, sweetie, but just at the moment Daddy is watching 'America's Most Wanted.'"
'Congratulations. It's a latch key kid.'
Free Baby. Lily decides turnabout is fair play.
Dad’s Homework Assignment
"My dad doesn't nag me enough about going to college."
The cost of bringing up children soars to more than £140,000.
"Childbirth just isn't keeping pace with modern marketing. We still don't come with a manufacturing warranty.
"Ask not for whom the baby cries; it cries for thee. Specifically, thee’s milk."
'We lease the children, of course!'
'We're totally against smacking but not adverse to 'moderate punishment.''
"I only grown them because her mother's allergic to them."
"I exiled the lot of them. How are your kids?"
"Yes, but Mummy and Daddy are on legal drugs."
Time Out Room
'Congratulations! It's an obesity time bomb'
'I knew there was a reason mom was so anxious to buy me this toy!'
"Don't look! There is one of these nude perverts again!"
"I'm concerned about your eating habits, son."
A man hangs a baby from a hat rack.
"Congratulations, Mrs Foopster!! It's a bouncing baby boy!!"
A baby escapes from a pram
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