Parental Mishaps Lover Prints

'Little Tommy took the cap off the sauce bottle when he got home from school in the end.'

You can't just switch them. If your wife asked you to change the baby, she probably meant the diaper.

"She said 'let's go for a walk in the park'. It turned into a quagmire."

"OK, well, if you do hear anything, be sure to give us a call."

"It's not what you think."

'Good God! You want paternity leave again! That'll be the sixth time this year!'

'Mom, would you have married Dad if you had seen him in high definition first?'

'That's strange -- there seems to be a pop-tart in your disk drive.'

"Melisa! - Your spelling is atrocious!"

"Sorry I'm late: I was hitching a ride but when the driver noticed me, he panicked and we had an accident..."

"Call the inspector and tell him to cancel today, that something has come up."

"Jack and Nina's concern grew when their son, James, confided in them that his imaginary friend was, in fact, a short-tempered snapping turtle."

'Next time make sure it's the bath plug before you pull it out.'

'I accidentally sent this week's data charts to the 3-D printer.'

Insurance claim on Grandma

"Ted! It's fallen down! Ted!"

Campanology wasn't really Gregory's thing!

Goalie saves a boot instead of a football.

"Baldo, I'm sorry! Tia Carmen's friend Maria left this book here by accident. Silly me, I thought it was yours! Ha ha ha!"

"Hell, I'm from the dating agency. Can I move in with you."

"That's the hospital car wash- your baby's over here."

'You'd think you guys never saw a baby before!'

"Sorry, I haven't had chance to watch much TV since I went to turn down the radio, tripped over a magazine and a framed poster fell on my head..."

Golf Cart Punctures

'Magic and culinary.'

'You were right - it WASN'T a cat with a racing stripe.'

Ooops!

Zebra Crossing

Didn't know the call was on speaker phone.

''To my dear Lorraine, could I ever forget you?'... er... but my name's Sally!'