Parental Leave Lover Mugs

'Good God! You want paternity leave again! That'll be the sixth time this year!'

'Ahhh...'

'Another expectant father looking forward to paternity leave.'

'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'

'It seats two comfortably.'

"Since he was born today he won't begin daycare until tomorrow."

'So, paternity leave problem solved then?'

"What's this about having time off to spawn?"

'Let me get this clear. You want me to give you paternity leave before the baby is born.'

'Sorry...I don't deal with lease issues.'

Chapter 10: How to extend your stay and throw your father's paternity leave application into chaos.

"Irma, cancel all my appointments for the next 3 weeks, I need to go home to brood. Tell the board to only contact me on my mobile phone..."

'Ted, you won't climb the corporate ladder if you keep taking paternity leave!'

'It's one of life's little miracles!'

'Mom, would you have married Dad if you had seen him in high definition first?'

Your angel is always with you

"It was at this point that our wives left us."

'I still say it would be faster if we had a four-wheel drive.'

"You've spent lots of time with your family. It's time you got a job!"

"This paternity leave plays havoc with your handicap."

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'Little Tommy took the cap off the sauce bottle when he got home from school in the end.'

"Good news. I can extend your maternity leave by two days...Saturday and Sunday."

"Jack and Nina's concern grew when their son, James, confided in them that his imaginary friend was, in fact, a short-tempered snapping turtle."

'But on the plus side, I felt better about owning an SUV as soon as I bought some oil stocks.'

"Will people ever say of me - he made his mark?"

'My wife says it's compulsory - that the Queen made a speech about it.'

'What happened to your paternity leave?'

'Paternity leave problem solved?'

Emerging from Bankruptcy.

"Oh yeah... well I say my kid is better at math and social studies than your kid!"

Man with a piggy bank in a car with 'Just Leased' written on the back.

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