Leave Of Absence Lover Mugs

"Guess what? I'm taking an eternity leave."

Sloaney Pony.

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

'We should buy London and ship it to the States!'

"This stool shall pass."

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

"Tia Carmen's not happy unless she can send people away with a plate of leftovers for the road."

Mr Metrosexual.

Horn of Leftovers

Pearly King and Queen

'Sorry guys... budget cuts !'

Back in 5 minutes!

'I love all the seasons! Fall and winter have great holidays, and spring and summer school gets out!'

Man sitting and reading 'Joy of Take Out' book surrounded by take out boxes.

'I don't have enough money for a tip, but feel free to eat the leftovers!'

"Tia Carmen, did you ever wish summer was over...so you could be in school?"

'It is so nice to be able to take a break mid trip...'

"Can I have a doggie bag to go?"

'Sorry...I don't deal with lease issues.'

London map drawn from memory.

Musicians

'Today's special is yesterday's left-overs.'

Media Darling.

UFO Society: Abducted for Lunch

AS about Today's Specials' - 'Whatever didn't sell yesterday.'

Queen.

'We'll have lunch here and then we'll keep looking for whales.'

The Greenwich dinner - a convivial moment

'Good God! You want paternity leave again! That'll be the sixth time this year!'

Scotland Yard - coal heavers singing in a public house

"Glad you have time for lunch today, honey."

'Watch yourself.'

Magestically Marble Hill

'Please Miss, why does 'Earl's Court' have an apostrophe but 'barons Court' doesn't?'