Parental Juggling Act Appreciator Mugs

'When it comes to families 'none of the above' is a huge category.'

Weekday Morning Hell Bingo

"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."

Complete the jigsaw puzzle of your life

Judge, jury and executioner.

I've decided to run for office so I can spend more time away from my family.

Family Home.

Apprehensive about leaving the baby with a sitter for the first time, Michelle scales back her romantic dinner with Al.

'Hi, honey?we're home!'

"When the new employment laws come in parenting is going to be a whole lot easier...."

'I kinda did.'

"Your mom's a very special person."

Housewife with her toddler hooked on the end of the mop.

You're supposed to read him a bedtime story at HIS bedtime.

Kids go to school and mom goes to the psychiatric clinic.

"I used to be a stay-at-home dad. It was great until I had kids."

'For me, this is actually an improvement; my wife is home with our octuplets.'

'But, sweetheart, it's only for three hours. Just say you're bringing him in for loitering.'

The perils of working from home

"Now that Ella's turning two, I'd like to transition to being a stay-at-work mom."

"They can't see you right now - would you like a bottle while you're waiting?"

"This is humiliating. Couldn't you drop me a block from school?"

"Very impressive. Leave it with me. Mommy will get back to you by the week."

"I'm not surprised that it's a bad school report. Statistics indicate that children get their intelligence from their fathers!"

Number of times your kids will wake in the night/Amount you have to do tomorrow

When we're first born, they clean up our drooling. When we can't swim, they help with our pooling. When halloween comes, they take us ghouling. When homework gets tough, they aid with our schooling. When it gets hot, they make sure we're cooling. Moms are the best! We thank you, no fooling!

'Please turn it down - Daddy's trying to do your homework.'

'We have three small children, do you sell these things by the dozen?'

'After the day I've had at the office, I'm expected to stir my own tea!'

The Baby in the Theatre

"My parents are at the age where they're very involved with their own activities."

"Just dropped by to do my groceries."

"Do you have any other snack concepts?"

'It's all over! Warm up the bus!'

'Your mother and I feel it's important to let kids be kids. Can we leave that with you?'