Parental Involvement Fun Mugs

'I made the team, Mom, and so did you! I volunteered you for team driver.'

"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."

"Can I have another sausage Dad?"

'The kids were so sweet...'

"But if I don't break stuff who will?"

"Soon you'll be sucking your thumb AND tying your shoes...they call it multitasking."

'I'm looking forward to parents' night. I'm going to ask these people their diet secrets.'

"See what happens when you go swimming after eating!"

Jeff's Smorgasbord

"I knew we agreed that you could be a stay-at-home dad, but that's when we decide to have children."

"We'd love to come, but we can't seem to find a sitter."

“Hands, Rachel. Clap your hands. Why on earth would I say, ‘If you’re happy and you know it, slap Sam’?”

Children's Nursery

Parent Involvement Tip #1

Baby gets blame for father letting off a fart.

"Mum can you come home quick, dad's started to make an exhibition of himself again!"

'You can't start them exercising too early.'

A baby being christened in a scuba mask.

I am to blame.

'Mom can I have another apple?'

"Do you actually trust that thing?"

Switchback Playground.

Baby car seat for a Native American.

'Mom never pops a wheelie.'

"I'd like my son seated in the first row."

"You can't have dessert until you eat all of your people nuggies."

"When the new employment laws come in parenting is going to be a whole lot easier...."

'Dad demonstrates for an hour and then we go home - what happens in your swimming lessons?'

Beating Dad at Chess.

'Thanks for the offer to baby sit him, and don't worry, he's not a fussy eater: Any dung you can find will do...'

Playerpen - 'Naptime already?'