Parental Guidance Humorist Prints

Decorate their walls with hilarious prints that celebrate the quirks and joys of parenting. A humorous statement piece that will resonate with any parental guidance humorist.

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"I'm just looking for something to take the edge off before I give the kids the 'Don't Do Drugs' talk."

"I'm just looking for something to take the edge off before I give the kids the 'Don't Do Drugs' talk." mockup

"I'm just looking for something to take the edge off before I give the kids the 'Don't Do Drugs' talk."

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"Berne maintained that we are livign our lives according to a life plan written by a three year old.

"Berne maintained that we are livign our lives according to a life plan written by a three year old. mockup

"Berne maintained that we are livign our lives according to a life plan written by a three year old.

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"Son, I'm going to talk to you about the facts of life, with spoilers."

"Son, I'm going to talk to you about the facts of life, with spoilers." mockup

"Son, I'm going to talk to you about the facts of life, with spoilers."

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Madonna of the Pukes.

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"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling." mockup

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

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Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

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"No, I don’t find it funny that her first words are ‘South Park’!"

"No, I don’t find it funny that her first words are ‘South Park’!" mockup

"No, I don’t find it funny that her first words are ‘South Park’!"

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"This is nice, but I can't help but think we forgot something."

"This is nice, but I can't help but think we forgot something." mockup

"This is nice, but I can't help but think we forgot something."

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Baby's first thought...Daddy's a moron. mockup

Baby's first thought...Daddy's a moron.

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Giving birth with your husband present may be more painful.

Giving birth with your husband present may be more painful. mockup

Giving birth with your husband present may be more painful.

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"You can't prove that I broke it! Where's your physical evidence? Fingerprints or a DNA profile?"

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My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut! mockup

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

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"He doesn't really talk yet, but he does some sound bites."

"He doesn't really talk yet, but he does some sound bites." mockup

"He doesn't really talk yet, but he does some sound bites."

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"I'm all for pushing them out of the nest, but maybe next time we could wait till they hatch."

"I'm all for pushing them out of the nest, but maybe next time we could wait till they hatch." mockup

"I'm all for pushing them out of the nest, but maybe next time we could wait till they hatch."

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'I'm afraid he's at that age when he's into everything!'

'I'm afraid he's at that age when he's into everything!' mockup

'I'm afraid he's at that age when he's into everything!'

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"I have a feeling he understands more than we think."

"I have a feeling he understands more than we think." mockup

"I have a feeling he understands more than we think."

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'I'm just exercising my first amendment rights.'

'I'm just exercising my first amendment rights.' mockup

'I'm just exercising my first amendment rights.'

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'It was the little darling's first time sitting up at the dining table!'

'It was the little darling's first time sitting up at the dining table!' mockup

'It was the little darling's first time sitting up at the dining table!'

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"It may not look like it to you, but trust me, he's hyperactive. It's exhausting!"

"It may not look like it to you, but trust me, he's hyperactive. It's exhausting!" mockup

"It may not look like it to you, but trust me, he's hyperactive. It's exhausting!"

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"Good news. It's a small pig."

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Trick or Tweet

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:Come on sweetie, you know the rule: You need to finish your chocolate cake before you can have your carrots...'

:Come on sweetie, you know the rule: You need to finish your chocolate cake before you can have your carrots...' mockup

:Come on sweetie, you know the rule: You need to finish your chocolate cake before you can have your carrots...'

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"She said that girls mature faster than boys, so I pulled her hair."

"She said that girls mature faster than boys, so I pulled her hair." mockup

"She said that girls mature faster than boys, so I pulled her hair."

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"My wife tells me the bee has struck again!"

"My wife tells me the bee has struck again!" mockup

"My wife tells me the bee has struck again!"

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"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."

"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in." mockup

"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."

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'Oh, don't mind Jeff. It's just his turn to change the Baby's nappy.'

'Oh, don't mind Jeff. It's just his turn to change the Baby's nappy.' mockup

'Oh, don't mind Jeff. It's just his turn to change the Baby's nappy.'

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Fat Kid 23- Catches a bogie

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"You got the dolls yesterday? My mom says I took nine months!"

"You got the dolls yesterday? My mom says I took nine months!" mockup

"You got the dolls yesterday? My mom says I took nine months!"

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"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye." mockup

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

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Mother and Baby Hippopotamus.

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A man and his baby are wearing bibs with images of what they are eating.

A man and his baby are wearing bibs with images of what they are eating. mockup

A man and his baby are wearing bibs with images of what they are eating.

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"Greetings, Earthling. How are the schools?"

"Greetings, Earthling. How are the schools?" mockup

"Greetings, Earthling. How are the schools?"

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"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time." mockup

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

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Parental Guidance Humorist Prints Collection

Parental Guidance Humorist Mugs

Explore our collection of funny mugs tailored for parental guidance humorists. Perfect for morning coffee or tea, these mugs will keep the laughs coming all day.

Parental Guidance Humorist Pillows

Discover our humorous pillows that add a playful touch to home decor. Perfect for cozy living spaces where laughter is always welcome.

Parental Guidance Humorist T-Shirts

Check out our witty t-shirts that celebrate the humorous side of parenting. Great for everyday wear or special family occasions, they’re sure to get smiles.