Parental Escape Artist Pillows

“Here’s to the 240 bucks we’re paying the sitter.”

"Afternoon Frank. The kids are still on their six weeks holidays, I see!"

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

Child using building blocks to get over a baby gate.

'...Sometimes the sheer monotony of it all just gets me down.'

'I've been thinking about quitting, but it's the only thing that gets me out of the house.'

Prisoner Crossing

Cot Escape.

"Holidays with the family... Boss, I'm so happy to be back again! May I do some unpaid extra hours please?"

"He's faking it to get out of school. Bring in his teacher and run some tests."

'We're looking for someone who will take anything just to get out of the house.'

'How'd you get out of time-out??. . . Dude, if you do the crime, you do the time.'

"After working from home for ten months, I quit my job to spend less time with my family."

"Your blind dates is at the bar - I'll upgrade you to a table by the getaway door."

"No... I want to get OUT of touch with reality."

'John keeps wishing he could write a really good novel about desert island.'

"Running away is hard, when you can't cross the street!"

Young Houdini

Playpen Jailbreak.

'I'll tell you why math is important - it lets us count the days till school's out!'

'My daughter can't come to school today - I have a hot nose!'

"Only twelve more hours to go, what are you hoping to bag?!!"

"It's pro-active, Stan. I'm leaving you before you become a midlife male sleazeball creep."

"It's not what you think. My family is on the yacht and I needed a little Me Time."

"Between my virtual office and virtual reality headset, there's nothing real going on in my life."

"We had to clean out our desks today, so I cleaned out my brain while I was at it."

"Isn't this more fun than those old briefs and contracts and things?"

'Sounds like all the kids are already here for the labor day picnic... I think I'll wait in the car.'

Stranded Man Tries To Win Boat Back

'I want to go to a place where there's no parents!'

Man on Desert Island

An asylum seeker draws a door on a fence that keeps her in.

"Your babysitter just rang, she wants to know where you keep your condoms?"

Artist

'After much thought and consideration, I've decided to remain as coach of the team in order to spend less time with my family.'