Parental Dreams T-Shirts

'Our test results show nothing out of the ordinary. I'm afraid your child is ordinary.'

"Actually, I'm hoping what I'm going to be when I grow up hasn't been invented yet."

Swinging on a star.

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

Dog tricks. 'He's doing it right now. Dudley dreams in Technocolor!'

Human Behavior Institute. Out Experiencing Lunch.

Suffering from Cooties?

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

The star hunters

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"With the caveat that the only certainty in this life is uncertainty, I still want to entertain the possibility of being a pundit when I grow up."

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

* For latent content, see your psychiatrist.

We're looking for someone who knows how to adapt, not adopt.

Shelter Cat Nap

'Of course I put my kids first! Look at how much I pay the nanny!!'

The Snooze Bar.

Children's Dreams on Christmas Eve

Children in fancy dress on the way to music lessons

Rhinoceros Is Most Intelligent Ungulate

Electric Blanket.

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

What Do Doctors Dream About?

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

"Notice how Dad ages faster at relativistic speeds?"

"I object!" "Overruled!"

"I hear you may do a baby."

Dreams I have had...

'When I grow up I want to join the SWAT team!'

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

"These shades are GREAT-I dreamt I was in Tahiti!"

"You really shouldn't ask for material things like a bike. At least try for a Porsche."