Parental Dreams Mugs

'Our test results show nothing out of the ordinary. I'm afraid your child is ordinary.'

"Actually, I'm hoping what I'm going to be when I grow up hasn't been invented yet."

Swinging on a star.

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

"With the caveat that the only certainty in this life is uncertainty, I still want to entertain the possibility of being a pundit when I grow up."

Dog tricks. 'He's doing it right now. Dudley dreams in Technocolor!'

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

The star hunters

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

Suffering from Cooties?

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

* For latent content, see your psychiatrist.

We're looking for someone who knows how to adapt, not adopt.

'Of course I put my kids first! Look at how much I pay the nanny!!'

Shelter Cat Nap

Children in fancy dress on the way to music lessons

Children's Dreams on Christmas Eve

Electric Blanket.

Rhinoceros Is Most Intelligent Ungulate

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

What Do Doctors Dream About?

"I hear you may do a baby."

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

"Notice how Dad ages faster at relativistic speeds?"

Dreams I have had...

"I object!" "Overruled!"

'When I grow up I want to join the SWAT team!'

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

"You really shouldn't ask for material things like a bike. At least try for a Porsche."

The Wishing Well

'Man asleep in double bed with a pencil.'