Parental Detective T-Shirts

Missing.

"Junior must be in here somewhere."

'If we don't make a sound, my mom can hear it.'

"Mom knows I'm faking and won't let me skip school. She's got a Sixth Sense of Sickness."

Barks in code.

Thanks to her cat-cam, Cheryl was able to keep her furniture from being shredded while she was at work.

A boy acting suspiciously

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

$1: Family Secrets

Murder in Apartment 6-K

'Son, I want you to get out there and play like I've never played before.'

'The word bath is mentioned.'

Sergeant Jones gave the assurance that they had an 'assortment' of leads back at the station. . .

Man to pets about upside down house: 'I don't care who started it!'

"With the baby-cam, there is no privacy."

"If anyone should ask, I was in my doggy bed from 7 p.m. to midnight. Understand?"

'A mother complex! Are you sure?'

'I need affordable daycare now!'

'I'm glad you're getting so into science, son, but you'll have to ask your teacher about this... jjunnetics thing.'

"My client was across town at the time of the murder, as a quick sniff of Exhibit A will demonstrate."

"Now how did she know?"

Those missing socks...where do they go?

"Officer, my cat's stuck up a tree again"

Darlene, my intelligence tells me that your fiance is a slob. What intelligence, Rudy? Surveillance photos – dirty clothes and towels thrown on the floor. Dishes piled up in the sink. That's my Mel? How did you get those? Top-flight government spy methods. House of Java.net Cybercafe.

"...then click 'save settings', scroll down to 'done' and voila! You're on Facebook stalking Miriam's daughter's new husband."

'I read all the parenting books, but you always manage to stay one step ahead of me!'

'What makes you say the medication I prescribed for Fido is causing side effects?' 'Meow.'

'That's the one that attacked me, officer! The one with the stupid look on his face!'

"You know something doc, he weirdly kind of resembles you."

No, I seriously doubt a DNA test would exonerate you.

"Look, if it wasn’t me and it wasn’t you, who was doing all the snoring?!"

Cookie Thief

'Hey,mom-have you seen my pet frog?'

"What happened to what cat?"

Dog excited watching a new tree being planted